NAME: Fuhsaz the goat (more rarely known as Fuhsaz of the Sunless Realms)AGE: Born in 1997TIMEZONE: GMT +1GENDER: Male (but I get flustered if you call me a good girl)SPECIES: Mostly goat, but I have some deer characteristics (eyes, tail, fur pattern)HEIGHT: 170Cm (excluding horns)WEIGHT: 70 KgFUR COLOR: Sierra blue (#BFDAF7) and athens grey (#ECF0F4)HOOVES AND HORNS COLOR: Old lavander (#7A6672)EYES COLOR: GreenORIENTATION: Pan/biWHEREABOUTS: Changes over time, I consider myself cosmopolitan, I travel a lot to meet my friends and I am trying to move permanently abroadPERSONALITY: My personality is quite abstruse. I juxtapose being silly, obstreperous, rambunctious and perpetually lost in reverie when I am alone with my loved ones, with being aloof, rather cold, rational and calculating the rest of the time.I keep my composure and analytical attitude even when I am apoplectic with anger or discombobulated, I maintain a stern and detached demeanor most of the time, making me de facto an overall unforgiving goat.It may seem axiomatic that I offer little in terms of kindness or affection given my previous statements, yet I encourage you not to think so a priori.
Should you demonstrate that you are deserving of being on the receiving end of unconditional care, I will do everything in my power to provide a gargantuan amount of it to you.I hardly ever openly belabour others, I am more likely to ignore or belittle my enemies with wanton scorn than directly confront them causing drama and arguments.
Alas, when seldom conflicts prove unavoidable, and I have no choice but taking part in them, I opt for chicanery and subterfuge over violence.There is a fine line between my brazenness and cynicism and my honesty and sincerity, should you inquire about my opinions regarding controversial topics you are being forewarned that I teeter between them.
And speaking of disquisitions… I might not realize I bloviate a little at times, I apologize in advance for that.I like treating everyone the same way regardless of official position, social status or membership of whichever type of minority.
I judge you for your actions and your behavior alone.I like to commingle and dabble in new groups of people and new activities, I can’t say my repertoire of skills and contacts is eclectic, but I like partaking in pretty much every new type of experience and recreational activity as long as it doesn’t cause harm to others or to the economy.
When I hang out with friends or newfound friendly acquaintances, you can expect a jovial, lighthearted break from the unwritten, customary rules and shared behaviors that regulate daily life and social interactions.
I will abandon my gravitas and gallivant gleaming with glee from cockcrow to dusk.I never miss the opportunity to enunciate how meaningless material possessions are to me, once we go beyond the bare minimum to live comfortably. I find solace in bonds, in achievements, in people.
Struggles over meager amounts of wealth or pretentious overly politicized philosophy always leave me etiolated and feeling unrewarded even when they are battles I win.My being flippant and irreverent is caused by my very own communication methods, it is not to be confused with actual lack of respect.
And if I prefer spurs of the moment to long term plans it it because I enjoy serendipitous encounters to planned events.If I care for you and you do not keep in touch with me often enough I will keep fretting over it and I will end up cutting ties with you altogether. That is because your tantalizing me slowly erodes and undermines my forbearance and hurts me subtly and inexorably.The salubrity of my bonds is inextricably entwined with the need to communicate often, and I am intransigent about it.
You can easily infer that if you intend not to give me the attention I need and deserve, you should go fornicate yourself instead of talking to me.The world is ripe with adversities, and I settle for nothing else than proving indefatigable and unassailable in the pursuit of the safety and wellbeing of my loved ones. And I demand the same towards me. Weakness is taboo when it comes to being there for friends, we are either tethered together or we are meaningless acquaintances, there is no middle ground.I would rather risk sullying a relationship by helping you grow better than sit idly and watch you perpetrate iniquity besmirching yourself in the process.
Doing what I can to help a friend become someone they can be proud of is a battle worth fighting for, even if the casualty of said battle consists of the privileged position a yesman would hold.If I am conspicuously wistful or despondent, I prefer to process my vicissitudes on my own, in a stoic and self sufficient fashion.
And in that regard I also often disparge my woes and my struggles to dragoon myself into avoiding complacency and lethargy, compelling myself to fight back against fate instead of submitting to it.Oh well… my soliloquy has protracted more than necessary.
I hope you can find these strewn aspects of my forma mentis useful, an holistic awareness of them is sure to aid you in your interactions with me.
Should the text prove too long, here is the shorter version: I am a fiercely loyal yet elitist playful trickster.
And I apologize for my lackluster english.